#Leaving Xbox Game Pass

[xboxissues]

Coming to Xbox Game Pass Early January 2024

[biglisbonnews]

Xbox Game Pass January 2023: 3 new games — and 6 leaving this month Xbox Game Pass is only adding three games in January, but they're some of the best additions in months. Here's everything new and what's leaving this month. https://www.inverse.com/gaming/xbox-game-pass-january-2023-persona-3-4-monster-hunter

[lavenderlyncis]

PLEASE someone tell me they also cried while playing disney dreamlight valley and save me from embarrasment

[therealsirsticker]

i have been AGONIZING over wanting to play the original ace attorney trilogy but not wanting to spend 30 dollars on it for MONTHS now, and been talking about it the whole time, and JUST NOW, MY LITTLE BROTHER REMEMBERS HE HAS IT ON SWITCH. ONLY NOW. ITS BEEN MONTHS OF ME TALKING ABOUT THIS. at least I'll finally get to play it.

[archangeldyke-all]

Sevika and reader being grumbly whiskey aunts together!!!

They just want to sit on their porch together. <3

this is EVERYTHING to me

men and minors dni

you spend your evenings on your screened-in front porch, passing a smoke back and forth, one of you occasionally getting up to grab fresh drinks and snacks from the house.

you're both total grumps, but the kids (vander and silco's ofc) know that if they're ever in trouble, the first house to call is their aunts'.

lmaoooo now i'm imagining jinx calling you for a ride home from a party she shouldn't be at-- and you and sevika showing up to pick her up-- grinding and making out in front of all her friends just so she learns her lesson adkfj;laskjd

over the years, you've hosted the kids in your house for all kinds of reasons. claggor spent a month living with you guys when the three little kids were bogged down with a flu they kept passing around. in a rebellion against his dads' video games ban on him after they caught him smoking weed at fourteen, mylo and his xbox moved in with the two of you. jinx and vi come over for 'girl nights' all the time when they're growing up, and when violet gets laid off from her first job, she crashes with the two of you until she can get back on her feet.

they're the only kids you tolerate though. neighborhood kids are terrified of you and sevika-- both of you are total grumps, and little slayer and sugar are the exact same.

(but you make up for your bad reputation in the neighborhood on halloween-- you're always the house that gives out full sized candy bars.)

your elderly neighbors though? they love you and sevika.

they appreciate that you're just as grumpy as them. they always wave to you from their porches, where they sit every evening along with you guys. they like that you don't give a shit about the home owners association, and that sevika sometimes even does shit just to piss them off. (she painted your fence hot pink after being told by the HOA that the natural wood needed to be painted white. she earned the hearts of all your grumpy old neighbors with that move.)

as a result, you're always being given plates of cookies and pans of casseroles by the old ladies in the neighborhood, the old men are always coming over to share a smoke with sevika and exchange books, gardening tips, and garage tools. (you and sevika repay their hospitality by shoveling their sidewalks and raking their leaves for them in the shitty weather.)

you're constantly being told by old folks that you're 'the nicest lesbians we've ever met.'

sevika always laughs at this, then asks how many lesbians they have met. the answer is always just the two of you.

(one time, though, a little old lady informs you that her granddaughter is a lesbian 'just like you two,' and that she was so happy when she came out to her because 'you'll be just like my lovely neighbors!' this one makes you cry... and even sevika tears up a bit.)

in the summer, you've got a big fan you can flick on to keep you cool on your porch.

in the winter, you've got a little space heater you can pull closer to your matching rocking chairs.

after a few years, sevika even builds you an outside bed, so that after an evening of drinking whiskey and sharing a joint you can cuddle in each other's arms outside and listen to the crickets and frogs chirping before heading in for the evening.

your porch is your favorite little spot in the whole wide world. sevika's planted a jungle of plants surrounding it, and it's like your little oasis from the real world. you've got christmas lights strung around the ceiling that stay up all year long, lighting the porch when the sun finally sets. you've got dog and cat beds scattered everywhere so your animals can join you. there's ash trays, pipes, books, and bottles littered everywhere, and there's always at least a dozen potted plants scattered around inside your little sanctuary.

it's heaven.

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@shimtarofstupidity @chuucanchuucan @badbye666 @femme-historian @lia-winther

@ellsss @sevikaspillowprincess @emiliabby @sevikasbeloved @hellorai

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@sevsdollette @ellieslob @xayn-xd @keikuahh @maneskinwh0re

[moneymartin]

🦌- impatient

summary: lottie comes home from work and sees you playing games 👾

warnings: this is smut so mdni :p oral and fingering (r!receiving), praising, extremely touchy lott, and lil bit of french from lawtie. she’s a little meanie when it comes to u but still super soft. also title probably doesnt make sense dont laugh. ok thats it

i wrote this in like 2 hours so if it sucks dont hate thankz 😢😢

1.4k words

both characters are aged up.

saturdays were never the greatest days; lottie was out doing her dumb side job for extra cash, despite the fact she was probably set for life. she had been providing for the both of you, and it was only cause she never wanted her parents to do everything for her in the first place.

the only thing you could really do at the house was play games on that xbox she surprised you with on your birthday. it was the first console you’ve ever owned and you were more than grateful, playing on it all the time and letting her join whenever she wanted to. although she was never that supportive after you continued to play almost every hour of every day. but even if she sucked, you were willing to teach her.

while she worked her ass off at work you decided to play games without her. you opened up fortnite, hopping on with a few friends from uni and getting lost in time. it was your favorite game after all. hours and hours passed by quickly when the chime of your guys’ door started ringing. lottie stepped inside, a soft sigh escaping her lips, and that big familiar smile on her face when she saw you on the xbox.

“hi, baby..” she mumbles lowly and kicks off her shoes, waving a hand in your face. it distracts you for a moment and you take off one of the headphone muffs.

“y- yeah, hold on.” you grumble and try to look to the right side of her body to see the tv screen. “please move…” you whine. your friends start snickering into the mic when they hear you struggling to play the damn game. lottie knows how they are when it comes to you two and it’s the worst thing ever.

she stands in front you again, continuing to cover the screen and trying to mess you up. “do you not know how to look at your girlfriend or something?” she huffs out and grabs your shoulders, a grunt leaving your lips when you end up getting knocked. “all you do is play that damn game.” she sighs.

your eyes dart up to hers and your lips pout when the laugh of your friends fill up your ears and her words still sit in your head. she’s right though. you don’t do anything but play on the damn xbox… “i know, but you got me the thing anyways,” you say and tilt your head to the side. “and all of my friends are laughing at me!!! quit it!”

lottie’s eyebrows raise, but you quickly stand up so you can see the tv after your friend revives you. and so you can avoid that gaze she gives you when you give that little bit of attitude. “sit back down.” she orders, pushing you onto the couch again and sitting herself down on your lap. she stays there and doesn’t bother moving unless you do just to see the screen. all you can really hear though are the screams of your friends telling you to start shooting back, but it got real hard when she pushes her lips up against yours.

she’s kissing you with fervor as if she hasn’t seen your face in years. you can’t do anything but kiss back and it’s a shame that you’re incredibly obsessed with the taste of her strawberry lipgloss. all it does for you is fuel the need you feel when you kiss her. “lott, please. not right now..” you breathe out heavily when you pull away. “shit, i’m so sorry guys.” you tell your friends after you end up dying fully.

“don’t talk to them, talk to me.” she whines in response to you speaking to your friends instead of her. she grips at your controller and sets it on the armrest of the couch, clicking the mute button on your headset. she shifts a little against you and her hands find their way to your core, a grunt escaping your lips. “wow, you are so incredibly pathetic…” she says at your attempts to squirm and grab your controller. she palms you through your shorts, her movements coaxing you to move your hips up against her.

“fuck.. please,” you murmur, wetness pooling up in between your legs just because of her gentle touch and mean words. her other hand quickly tugs on the strings of your shorts and she yanks them down, the incredibly prominent wet spot on your panties right in front of her. your face flushed out of embarrassment from how wet you got so quickly and she can’t help but snicker. “all of this for me?” she hums.

the pressure of her fingers against your clit sends a chill down your spine and your teeth grit together. lottie sinks down onto her knees and you nod frantically, moaning when her lips make contact with your skin. her hands inch around your body and her fingers pull down the sides of your panties. she doesn’t give you a warning before she sticks two of her long fingers into you and they curl in just the right way. “my god. you look so pretty like that, angel..” she says, your eyes closing at the overwhelming feeling of her fingers inside of you.

“lott, please… please, please, please.” you whimper pathetically. her lips are kissing and marking around your inner thighs while her fingers continuously pound into the perfect spot, hips absentmindedly thrusting into them. she pulls her fingers out, shoving them into your mouth to let you get a quick taste of yourself and making your walls clench around absolutely nothing. “you’re such a little slut aren’t you? you can’t help but get wet around me.” she mumbles.

lottie’s lips attach to your throbbing clit and her fingers make their way into you again, your eyes widening at the sensation. it hurts so bad, yet feels so good. you squirm and move around constantly, lottie gripping onto your thigh with the other hand. “sit still or i’m gonna have to let all of your little friends hear you acting like a fucking whore.” she grunts into your centre and curls her fingers a little harder than before. the touch causes you to wince in pain a bit. “i’m sorry, i- i didn’t mean to ignore you!” you groan.

when you grip at her hair she slaps your hand away. “ne fais pas ça putain…” she growls. she’s getting aggressive but when she sees tears in your eyes she gets a little bit softer. her tongue is wrapping itself around your clit, sucking and biting on it gently while she laps up all of the wetness dripping down your legs. you haven’t finished yet but she’s eating you out like a starving animal. her face is practically buried into your pussy and the tip of her nose is grazing against the top of your core. her fingers curl inside of your pussy again and she knows that she’s hitting the spot.

“charlotte, my stomach.” you whisper out when the knot that formed in there gets a little bit tighter. she takes it as a sign that you’re close and moves herself a little bit slower to help you out. “juste comme ça… i got you, okay, baby?” she tells you as she looks up at you. the look on your face is what fuels her even more. your lips are parted out slightly and your face is furrowed while your hips just barely hump into her fingers again. a raspy moan escapes your throat when the knot in your tummy becomes undone and she shushes you, helping you ride out your high carefully with her fingers.

lottie’s eyes immediately lock onto the cum dripping down your legs and your drenched core. her first instinct is to clean. you up with her mouth. so she does, and she laps up every single drop that came out of you, rising up again. her fingers cup your chin and she wrenches your mouth open, sticking her tongue inside. all you can taste is yourself and you whimper in her mouth.

lottie pulls your panties and shorts up again, sitting next to you on the couch. her hands wrap around your waist and she gently pushes the back of your head into her chest, a small sigh escaping your lips as your heart pounds from the after feeling of it all. she kisses the top of your head and holds you there for a moment. “je t'aime, baby. je t’aime tellement.” she whispers softly and rubs at your back. you two sit there for a while in silence until she breaks it.

“sooo.. do you wanna play overcooked?”

[oatmeal-raisen]

high with suna

summary: while high you can't help but ride suna

warnings: 18+ smut, smoking a j, caught?, nickname bunny and good girl, if you squint a little rough sex

The small room was laced with smoke and filled with the noise of suna playing on the xbox. Using his leg as a pillow you listens to the clash of buttons on the controller above your head and the sound of peoples voices coming through the headset that gently lays around his neck. when you heard a lighter start you can't help but open your eyes just a crack to see him lighting a joint in his mouth before setting the lighter down and taking a long drag before continuing to play the game with the joint sitting delicately between his lips.

Suna looks down to see you staring up at him with a blank expression, taking one last inhale of the joint he takes it out of his mouth and places it in yours before turning back to complete his Xbox mission. taking a long hit, feeling your lungs fill and the burn in your throat before exhaling a cloud of white smoke. Feeling your body relax and mind start to fuzz, your take one more long drag before passing it back up to suna who repeated the process.

As suna passes the joint back you saw his red and glossy eyes, not being able to help but let loose a little giggle at the sight. Taking a hit as you move to sitting on his lap straddling his hips with your thighs. suna smiles as you places the joint in his mouth for one more hit, taking your chin lightly suna pulls you in so close your lips are just millimeters away before slowly exhaling, allowing the puffy smoke out and into your lungs as you inhale. slowly leaning forward closing the small gap to leave a small kiss. The mind numbing feeling started spreading as he slowly pushed his tongue past your lips.

tracing his hands down to your hips encouragingly as you slowly rocked. unable to hold back your moans when suna starts leaving a train of sloppy kisses behind your ear mumbling, "your my pretty girl"

unable to wait any long you reach down to slide his sweatpants and boxers enough free him, grabbing him to rub the slight pre cum leaking from his sensitive tip, sending a shiver down his spine causing him to buck his hips.

suna slides a hand from your hip to rub soft circle around your clit causing you to quicken the rocking of your hips. sliding your underwear to the side he starts to rub his fingers teasingly around your hole before slamming them all the way in curling to hit your g-spot first time. arching your back at the sudden sensation suna leans in to whisper behind your ear, "just like that bunny" before setting a brutal pace. the slight buzzing of your high made your mind fog unable to quite your moans as suna mumbles for your to be louder witch you subconsciously obey

unable to hold off any long your scream, "mhm- close r-rin" causing suna to completely stop he's hand movements. groaning at the diminishing ecstasy you felt you fall foward to lean your head on his chest, "rinnnnnn"

picking up his hand to hold the back of your head he says, "i know bunny i know, i just want you to cum on my cock"

grabbing his shoulders to position your self above him u start to sink but slow down when feeling the stretch that made your eyes roll to the back of your head and turn you a blubbering mess, "rin p-please" and knowing exactly what you meant he grabbed your hips slamming into you. you couldn't tell if suna or the high was clouding your mind but whatever it was it stopped you from remembering how to move, digging your nails into his shoulder when he starts to rub your clit brutally you turn into a moaning mess.

in between the train of kisses hes leaving on your neck he moans, "no one could ever make you feel as good as me" and starts to slam your hips to meet his harder.

with the constant assault on your clit the knot in your stomach quickly tightens, trying to warn suna you babble,"mhm cumin rinn" but didn't get it out in time before he feels you cunt start to tighten and milk him making him pick up his pace chasing his own high but the overstimulation paired with the sensitivity causes you to change your grip from little crescent moons on his shoulders to full claw marks.

the painful sensation in his back shot him over the edge into a groaning mess cumming before pulling out

slowly stopping the rocking of his hips he pulls you into his chest, "you did so good bunny" while rubbing circle on you back with his thumbs just to stay in you a little longer.

suddenly you hear atsumu say, "that was hot" through the headset realizing you gave all the 3rd years a show.

[catedunlapsgf]

— 𝘥𝘪𝘻𝘻𝘺 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦!

saturday with your girlfriend. (wc: 612)

it was a peaceful saturday, the rays of sunlight peeking through the blinds covering your bedroom window, seeping onto the blankets that adorned your bed. your parents were out of the house, creating the perfect opportunity to have your girlfriend over.

“nat, i swear to god if you try and steal 𝘰𝘯𝘦 more fry–” you were cut off by the bleached blonde doing exactly that, smirking at you smugly as she popped the fry in her mouth. “you were saying?” she couldn’t help the snicker that left her lips as you gently swatted her arm. “you already finished yours! leave mine alone!” you pouted at her, making her roll her eyes.

“fine, fine. we can share this instead,” she leaned over to grab her bag, unzipping it to pull a joint out, along with a lighter. narrowing your eyes at her you crossed your arms. “we weren’t sharing my fries, and you know it.”

“just take a hit, would you?” nat handed you the joint after lighting it and taking the first two puffs. you obliged, and passed the blunt back and forth as you watched youtube videos.

a couple of hours had passed at this point, with you laying on your back, your head hanging off the edge of the bed, and natalie’s head resting on your stomach. the two of you were giggling as you chatted about everything and nothing, when suddenly, an idea popped into your head. “i bet i could beat you at gang beasts,” you smirked as she sat up, looking down at you. “in your dreams, babe. you’re on.” she stood up to turn on your xbox, grabbing two controllers and handing one to you as you rolled over onto your stomach, sitting up now.

you took the controller and started up the game, as nat came to sit down next to you. the first few rounds, nat was winning, but you were determined to beat her. the next six rounds you had won, ultimately beating your girlfriend. “yes!” you cheered, throwing your arms up with a grin on your face. the blonde looked at you, rolling her eyes at your enthusiasm. but she couldn’t help the smile peeking through her lips. “you’re just lucky you’re cute.” she went to poke your side, and a small yelp left your lips before you could stop it.

natalie’s eyes instantly lit up as she moved to straddle you, laying you down on the bed now. “nat, wh–what are you doing?” you asked, feeling your face grow warm. nat just smirked, and without warning her hands shot to your sides, starting to tickle you. it caused you to squeal as you squirmed underneath her, giggling uncontrollably. “n–nat! sto– stop it!” you tried to flip her over, but it was no use. “it’s payback!” she teased, her fingers finding your stomach and tickling there now. “i-i won! fair and square!” you managed to speak through your laughter, tears in your eyes at this point. they were happy tears, of course. you absolutely loved this playful side of natalie, and would gladly endure some tickling torture if it meant you got see more of that.

after a few more seconds she let up, rolling off of you. it gave you the chance to catch your breath, before shifting onto your side to snuggle into your girlfriend, resting your head on her chest. kissing your forehead, she began running her fingers through your hair, looking down at you. “go to sleep, baby, i’ll be here.” she reassured you, noticing how your eyelids were drooping closed. so you nodded, cuddling in closer to her as you dozed off, feeling safe in her arms.

[l3viat8an]

HEY RO!!!!! 🌹

I don't remember which game or lesson it came from but I remember a scene where MC and Beel were looking through the fridge for a snack and there was a pudding(?) With Mammon's name on it and Beel said "Oh, this one has Mammon's name on it. That means it's up for grabs!" (Or something along those lines, I can't remember exactly) And It got me thinking...

Mammon putting a collar on MC with his name on it to "claim them as his own" but the other brothers just completely disregard it. In all honesty it only makes them more attracted to you. And they always make you leave it on while they fuck you! Mc is just passed around the brothers "Mom said it's my turn on the Xbox" style. The brothers also "use" you to get back at Mammon for various things he's done to them.

Lucifer: (this bitch is just on a power trip honestly)

He calls you in the middle of movie night with Mammon and tells you to come to his office right away. After you've been gone for some time Mammon comes after you to find you. He busts into Lucifer's office to see you absolutely covered in Luci's cum and Lucifer has you in a mating press on his desk, just ruthlessly ramming into you. He looks Mammon straight in the eye and chuckles sadistically as you cum on his cock again. And he just keeps on bullying your hole as he scoffs at Mammon

"Look at how pathetic you are~ Not even being able to protect your most valuable possession from me~"

Leviathan: (This bitch wants his money/stuff back, but for now he'll use you as retribution)

Mammon had gone out shopping and you were just chillin in his room, sitting on his bed and playing on your phone. Then Levi bursts into the room panting, fuming and yelling about his limited edition Ruri-chan figure. His gaze immediately locks on you and he grabs you. He drags you back to his room, mumbling about paying Mammon back for what he's done. He ties you up and edges you for hours until eventually, Mammon comes looking for you. Mammon is obviously enraged by the whole situation and Levi is just grinning sadistically, still torturing you, while Mammon throws a tantrum

"You took my prized possession, so it's only fair that I take yours"

Beelzebub: (Mammon ate his food)

You and Mammon are chillin on the couch, watchin some tv, but mostly talking. Beel wanders into the kitchen for a snack. Soon you hear a loud growl from the kitchen and Beel storms into the living room absolutely livid. He doesn't say a word to Mammon and justs plucks you off the couch and tosses you over his shoulder. He marches to the dining room with Mammon in tow protesting loudly. Once he gets there, he plops you down on the table and pulls up a chair. He rips off your bottoms and just goes to town eating you. He holds you in place (because Mammon is probably tryna pull you away) and just eats you for as long as he feels like even through your pleas for him to slow down.

"You ate my food, so now I'm going to eat them instead"

(Obviously everything is consensual w safewords and such in place. They do love you after all)

~🍒

Levi’s?????? Hsksheuwban-

Lemme just add Satan cuz this idea is lovely~ 🍒~

Satan’s been roped into tutoring you and Mammon again, but Mammon skipped. Coming up with some lame excuse like he had a photo shoot or something-

And while Satan’s always happy to get some time alone with you, this means he’ll have to tutor Mammon separately……and ofc you’re still walking around with that damned collar with Mammon’s name on it!! unless you end up distracted-

And that’s how Mammon finds you a few hours later, he walked into the library already sayin’ how he’s sorry he late and how his shoot ran long, only to look over and see you bent over the table while Satan pounds you from behind.

Satan doesn’t even falter as he makes eye contact with Mammon, “You’re late.”

[alma-amentet]

Now that 4 months have passed since Shadow of the Erdtree came out, I can say: I'll never accept 'consort retcon' thing. I don't want even to try finding any sense in it bc I simply don't like it. As some of my pals said, if it was like this right from the start, I wouldn't fall for it in the first place (so it's just not fair treating your audience like this).

But truly, it's the only thing I hate about the DLC. Remove that MiqRad nonesense and anything connected with it (make Radahn's story end with a festival, Freyja too, bc she fucks up the timeline and story). Leave everything as is, and Godwyn or not, I'll be OK in the end. Even Mohg beating the allegations is still dubious (Ansbach being an unreliable narrator, simply devoted to his lord) and yes, there's plenty of interesting stuff i the DLC.

We have to accept the new reality, but I will forever be salty over the 'promised consort'. Bc yeah, zero foreshadowing, no connection in the base game, even not a single fanfic on this ship before the DLC (was that the real reason for this twist? like, 'wow that's the most unexpected thing imaginable, let's do it'), weird in general, turning the Battle of Aeonia into some stupid farce - much has been said already.

(not open to the debates, just sharing my thoughts/feelings. Asking kindly to not try to convince me otherwise, tnx).

Being a 100% hater is not an option either. It's better to concentrate on positive things, like engaging in fixes and AUs. But oh, summer's been really hard because of this. Or, well, leave the fandom, but I became rooted here too deeply in recent 2 years, that's the problem.

But actually funny, how in the end this mess made me lift my ass and get a console to be able to play the base game again myself. Most of the time I was non-playing fan, watching videos and engaging in the fandom, bc my default PC won't run Elden Ring by any chance, and the other one broke soon. Bla-bla-bla, you probably know this already if we're pals, but in case you don't. I realized I needed to explore the world myself better to be able to tell my own stories (also realized that Xbox is quite affordable for me, unlike modern gaming PC).

[xboxissues]

Coming to Xbox Game Pass Late November 2024

[tiredistic]

"Geek"

pairing: Cady Heron x Regina George

content warning(s): Smut, language, sexual over stimulation, angry sex

summary: Basically what happened in this text post, Regina pisses off Cady and she gets dealt with.

a/n: Fanfic after fanfic gosh, i'll never get sick of writing sub!Regina. I hope you guys like this one.

It was about 9:30, the night was cool and all the lights were dim. The room was lit mainly by the Tv.

Cady was playing on her Xbox, gifted to her from Regina. Regina sat there scrolling on her phone, inches away from where Cady was.

She was getting sleepy and it was past their designated cuddle time. so she decided that she wanted attention from her girlfriend.

She was sick of being on her phone. She didn't want to play with her phone, she wanted to play with Cady. 

“Cady c’mon let's lie down.” Regina huffed, looking at the girl for any movement– signs of life.

Regina hated when Cady was on the game. She wanted Cady to have her own personal time to do what she wanted, and yes Regina was happy Cady found something non-school related to fall in love with. But at this point it was being over-used.

Regina rolled over on the bed, not too far from where Cady was sitting, pouting hoping the girl would turn around and drop everything for her.

"Cads..."

“Just a little longer baby! Please I gotta loot this cave!” Cady happily exclaimed.

Regina would just melt, watching Cady explore her interests, watching her girlfriend do something she loved was always a blessing, BUT ITS BEEN 8 HOURS.

Regina was sick of it, and it's been like this all week! Ever since that “Minecraft” game stole her girlfriend. She was touch starved, she needed her girlfriend one way or the other.

Regina exhaled angrily, sliding off the bed, leaving the room to collect herself. How was she going to pull this fucker off of this mind consuming shit? Was Minecraft some drug?? Regina didn't know, she just bought it for Cady so she wasn't stressing about being the perfect student– but now she was some video game geek!

Regina pulled out her phone, opened the Group chat DMS, and shot them a text. Her phone blew up temporarily, telling her to steer clear of Cady’s game addiction.

Regina scoffed, how could they really understand. Cady chose some video game over her. Regina considered herself a perfect 10/10 and Cady chose that shitty game with squares. Gosh she was so upset, she was jealous of the Xbox. 

Then it clicked. 

Regina could just unplug it! Yes! This was the plan. Unplug Cady’s game, then it snaps the redhead out of that trance. Then Cady would cuddle Regina and sooth her goodnight– not touching the game ever again.

Perfect!

Regina waltzed into the room, her head high and her ego higher. Cady sat on the edge of the bed, her controller in the air, her mouth agape. Curses slipping out her mouth, she appeared to be fighting something on screen.

Regina just sighed, she didn't really understand the game and she didn't really find it all that important so unplugging it wouldn't bother her.

Regina walked up to the outlet, glancing back at Cady for any reaction, but the girl’s eyes were glued to the screen. She stood up gasping, tapping at the controller, her grip getting tighter with each second passed. Regina watched as a thin layer of sweat formed on Cady’s forehead, her eyebrows creasing then–

Pop, there goes the cord.

Regina did it! She unplugged the game, finally! Now Cady’s attention was all hers!

Cady stood there, staring at the blank screen. Her body froze, her eyes still.

“Regina. What. The. Fuck.” Cady finally said, turning slowly to Regina. A smile across her face born out of disbelief. 

Regina stood there with the cord in her hand, just the explanation Cady needed to why her world was jeopardised.

Just what was going through Regina’s head, she wondered. She was about to clutch her fall! She was falling from the sky! Regina wouldn't understand what Cady meant in a million years, but it still upset her. 

“Why would you do that!” Cady yelled, anger and panic going through her brain all at once. She placed the Remote down, her hands instantly flaring in the air.

“So you’d give me attention, obviously” Regina shrugged, throwing the cord down. 

“Attention? Yeah I'll give you attention, get your ass on the bed!” Cady pointed, her tone cold, just icy enough for Regina to notice.

Regina wondered why Cady was being so aggressive, she never saw this in the girl before, she didn’t know what to expect.

She complied, crawling on the bed, initially confused, but then she understood.

Cady tossed off her sweater, then her sweats leaving herself in the sexiest lingerie Regina had ever laid eyes on.

It was a beautiful pink set. It held Cady’s gleaming tits perfectly for Regina’s view. The lace was transparent enough for the blonde to see her soft buds behind the material, making her so turned on. She was caught by Cady’s beauty, she was so lucky. 

While Regina was captivated, her eyes scanning Cady’s curves, she didn't notice Cady’s hands reaching out to yank Regina’s pyjamas off.

When it happened she was surprised at the speed at which Cady stripped her. She felt her underwear get pulled down next, revealing how wet she was.

Regina reached her hands out to the girl, but her hands were grabbed and thrown above her head.

“Cady what the fuck-” 

Cady pulled Regina closer, despite the size difference Regina moved easily across the bed. Then she flipped Regina over, making her groan; but It wasn't nearly over. Cady then tugged Regina’s ass in the air.

It was the perfect view, Regina’s wet pussy to her face, while the blonde's back was arched into the bed. Cady was going to enjoy this, her body heating up as she looked down at Regina.

On the other hand, Regina felt quite cold. Her cunt was already leaking down her thighs as Cady handled her roughly. She turned her face away from the pillows trying to look at the former, but she couldn't because of the complex position she found herself in. Cady held up Regina’s ass for a while, admiring her pretty hole before going ham on it.

She gave it a long lick without any warning. She liked how the girl shivered under her touch, her chest sinking further into the mattress. Cady loved how she didn't even do much yet Regina was already gasping and twitching. 

She didn't waste any time lapping her girl up. Her tongue moving at a merciless rhythm, her eyes glued to Regina’s face.

Regina’s eyelids drooped, her eyes were glossy, her face screamed ecstasy. Her mouth screamed pleasure. She loved it when Cady ate her out from behind. 

“Fuck! Fuck! FucK!” She felt close, so fucking close. “Cady- Cady imma come! I’m going to come!” She gripped the sheets, she screamed trying to find any friction to help send her over the edge.

Cady loved this part, it never got old. She watched as the adored queen bee bottomed out to her touch. She watched as her usual bitchiness faded away with just the right amount of attention. Cady wouldn't admit it, but she loved punishing Regina.

With one loud moan, Regina came all over Cady’s face, her eyes shutting as she rode out her high. Cady, licked it all up, Regina tasted so good.

However Cady didn't stop there, she kept going even after Regina rode out her high, no breaks in between. 

Regina’s jaw clenched, groans spilling from her teeth. She tried to move away from Cady’s mouth, but the grip on her waist bound her, she was stuck. 

“Cady- it’s too- shitttt!” Regina’s tears spilled, her throat struggling to find the right sounds to describe her pain and pleasure. Her cunt was swollen, it made her quiver. Her legs kicked, her hands gripping the sheets for her dear life.

“S-Stop! hurts holy shit!” She mumbled into the sheets, her cries covered in tears as she whined. Cady watched as Regina was being fucked dumb, oh how it turned her on. Cady was in deep. She loved the feeling of Regina’s wet pussy along her face, and every time Regina tried to pull away she just pulled her right back. 

“Fuck!” Regina’s voice cracked her hand trying to push Cady away from her but it didn’t work, she felt weak, and utterly helpless. 

She knew Cady was controlling her whole body, she couldn't do anything about it. Cady was showing her what a bad girl she had been.

Regina’s mind fantasied about being Cady’s fucktoy- her plaything even, Just an object to relieve stress on. before she knew it, she came again. Her body tensed, as a powerful orgasm shaking through her body.

“Caddss..” Regina slurred, her eyes were still teary as she slugged into the bed.

Cady got up from the bed, leaving temporarily to clean up. She grabbed some warm rags to wipe Regina off before starting the bath. 

It was an hour later when everything was cleaned, and Regina was tucked in to sleep. This time, Cady was next to her. So after all, her plan did work.

[outtoshatter]

Today's author spotlight: @dear-massacre! She has lots of ~spicy~ fics to choose from!

One shots:

Tension | E | 3k tags: dubious consent, underage, shower sex, porn without plot Summary: Stiles' bedroom tells the whole story: scattered ship bags, empty cans of soda, the muted starting menu for a video game. Next to Stiles is an xbox controller.

Derek grits his teeth. Fucking brat. "Stiles," he barks out, taking a step forward. Stiles snorts in his sleep, but otherwise doesn't respond. Derek crosses the room and grabs Stiles' shoulder. He shakes the bratty fucker, and says, "Wake up, Stilinski."

Stiles' eyes snap open. "What the -" he starts, staring up at Derek with clear alarm. "Mr. Hale?"

"You're late," Derek growls out.

"So you break into my house?" Stiles scoots up the bed. He's the picture of teenage petulance, all pursed lips and narrowed eyes. "That's fucked up."

It is fucked up. Derek sidesteps that particular detail and says, "Get dressed. You're going to school."

"Pass," Stiles sneers. "I'm sick, can't you see?" He coughs into his hand a few times. "So feel free to let yourself out."

"You have no doctor's excuse, and you look fine. This is your third tardy this week. Get up, now."

Stiles lifts his chin defiantly. "Make me."

-

In which Derek is an attendance officer at Beacon Hills High School and out of patience for Stiles' truancy.

The Horror of our Love | E | 4k tags: canon divergence, knotting, porn without plot, feral behavior Summary: "I'm not wearing a muzzle," Derek snaps.

"Look, if you wear this then we're golden! There's no way you can bite through this, Deaton said so."

"Oh well, if Deaton says," Derek says snidely. It's a silly argument. Sure, Deaton is shady and enjoys bending the truth on occasion, but unless it's a complex assassination plan he wouldn't lie about this. Something that Stiles knows that Derek is aware of.

"There's really no reason for him to lie," Stiles points out. "What's your real problem with it?"

"It's demeaning," Derek says through gritted teeth.

"What? No! Lots of werewolves have to wear one of these," Stiles says, waving the muzzle around. The leather and clasps jingle.

Derek sneers at him. "Wolves who can't control themselves."

"Pot and kettle, buddy. Wait, wait," Stiles says hurriedly when Derek turns to leave, "let's just... let's try it, okay? Come on, have I steered us wrong before?"

-

In which Derek can't control himself while having sex with Stiles and needs to be muzzled.

Lace and Cologne | E | 3k tags: light Dom/sub, porn without plot, public sex Summary: Derek leans in close, then, his nose pressed against Stiles’ neck. He inhales slowly, almost like he’s savoring Stiles’ scent. “Did you want me? Like, back in Beacon Hills, did you want me?” Stiles asks, even though he knows the answer already. He just wants to hear it.

“Of course I did,” Derek says, his eyes hooded. The waitress brings their drinks and sets them down on the table before fucking off. “You still wanna be good for me?”

Fuck. He grabs his drink, just an IPA in a frosty glass, and gulps it down. Derek watches, a weird little smile on his face. “Yeah,” Stiles says, wiping his mouth with the back of his hand, “okay.”

“On the floor.”

-

In which Derek and Stiles meet again in a nightclub.

Series:

Bruised Like Violets | E | 3 works tags: magic Stiles, underage, magic Derek, alpha Derek, canon divergence, knotting, horror elements Summary for the first one: Stiles stares at the ceiling, completely flabbergasted. Derek Hale wants him. For real. This isn’t another Lydia situation, where he needs to pine and slowly try to work his way in from the edges of someone’s life.

Derek likes him already. Derek is nice to him. Derek answers his questions and his texts and buys him magical things.

He presses a hand against the spot Derek bit and shivers. That action had felt kind of wolfy, like Derek forgot to pretend to be a human man. Maybe that’s it, then, for Derek. Stiles is someone he doesn’t have to pretend to be human with. Maybe after summer ends, after Boyd and Erica are safely corralled in Beacon Hills, Derek will go back to fucking women like Tina or whatever that chick’s name was.

Stiles isn’t complaining. He’ll take what he can get.

-

In which Derek is a magical werewolf boy and Stiles becomes his emissary.

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absolutely losing it over this headline

[mixtape-racha]

it's a scream, baby! | hyunlix

chapter three: i wanna know who i'm looking at

words: 1.87k // warnings: kiss scene, minor character deaths

OFFICIAL GHOSTFACE KILL COUNT: 001

“okay, i think its time we call it a night, guys.”

ah, words of magic to (y/n) as hyunjin and herself looked up at chan from their game of uno on the living room floor.

“christopher, i could kiss you right on the mouth right now, you little angel.” (y/n) grinned sleepily, hopping up to take a seat on the couch next to felix.

chan chuckled nervously, ears flushing red as he glanced around the room, eyes stopping for a second longer on jeongin.

“maybe don’t do that, love, but i appreciate the gesture. i can just see that you and jisung are on the verge of passing out in here.”

she nodded gently, head rested against felix’s shoulder. they had decided earlier in the night that they were going to stay in 2 separate dorms between the nine of them, as they were all still shaken up from the events of the night before.

chan, seungmin and hyunjin were going to stay with (y/n), minho and jeongin, while felix, changbin and jisung stayed at chan’s dorm. it just felt safer that way - none of them would be alone, and they all would be able to sleep a little better knowing that they had each other around. of course, they put extra people in (y/n)’s dorm in case heejin’s killer decided to start taking out random girls all over campus - they had to be careful.

everyone started saying their goodbyes, minho and seungmin quickly retiring to the former’s room for some privacy - something they didn’t get a lot of when surrounded by clingy friends. jeongin had further asked if chan wanted to play xbox with him, so they disappeared too - leaving hyunjin and (y/n) alone in the living room.

if you asked any of their friends, there was always a kind of weird sexual tension between hyunjin and (y/n). almost like they knew of one anothers feelings, but were too scared to act upon it in case they were wrong. jisung had told them many a time to just fuck and get it over with, but hyunjin was always such a gentleman and (y/n) couldn’t help but wonder if he felt so strongly about her too.

they’d been on a couple of "dates", spending time together alone quite regularly. lingering touches, choosing to sit together when there still was space elsewhere. it seemed they just enjoyed being in their bubble together - no labels, no potential mess to follow, just two friends who liked to hold hands and go bowling together.

but for them to be alone now was strange, for both of them in different ways. they’d been teasing and flirting all evening, and suddenly the living room felt far too small for just the two of them. clearing his throat, hyunjin avoided  eye contact with the girl in front of him.

“uh, if you don’t mind grabbing me a blanket, i’ll take the couch tonight.” he smiled sheepishly, fiddling with his fingers.

“no, it’s okay. the couch is uncomfortable anyway, i don’t mind you bunking in with me.” (y/n)’s expression mirrored hyunjin’s, and she felt like a kid with her first crush all over again.

“oh- are you sure? i don’t wanna intrude…”

“hyun, it’s okay. i wouldn’t offer if i didn’t mean it. c’mon.”

she gently took one of his hands, leading him down the hallway and to her bedroom. hyunjin had been in her room many times before, but this time felt… different? like electricity was flying between them, and the sparks could almost cause a fire.

maybe it was the impending fear that any of them could be murdered in a moment, and the realization that after this year ended that they wouldn’t be living a 5 minute walk away from each other anymore, but hyunjin wanted (y/n) more than ever as she quietly shut her bedroom door behind them.

“(y/n),” hyunjin started, fearing if he thought too much, his words would fall back into his mouth. “tell me i’m reading this right. we’re not just friends anymore, are we? if you don’t feel the same, just forget i ever said anything. i just can’t keep it in when you could be the next person to turn up dead.”

smiling softly, (y/n) shook her head. hyunjin was too cute, especially with a worried pout on his lips and his eyebrows furrowed like that.

“you’re not reading anything wrong, hyunnie. been waiting for you to finally make a move.”

moving across the room to sit next to hyunjin, who was awkwardly perched on the end of her bed, (y/n) reached out to take his hand again.

“hyunjin, will you kiss me? i don’t wanna keep dancing around it when we both want it, and i’ve been desperate to kiss you all night.”

“of course i will, love.” hyunjin chuckled, cupping (y/n)’s cheek in his large hand, and gently pushing his lips into hers. and god, it felt like heaven. since freshman year, (y/n) had wondered about what hyunjin’s plump, soft lips would taste like, and it was so much better than she ever dreamt. did he have a single flaw? he was just too perfect.

the kiss was over as fast as it started, and (y/n) couldn’t help but blush at the adoration hyunjin held in his eyes.

“wanna watch a movie and cuddle? chan was right, you really do look exhausted.”

—

nari and areum giggled to themself, barely able to keep their hands off each other. nari’s flatmate, yeji, had gone out for the night to visit her newborn niece, so they finally had the dorm to themselves after  so long.

and nari was a respectful flatmate, so she didn’t have areum over constantly for yeji’s sake. no one wanted to wake up to see their flatmate making out with her girlfriend over their breakfast. so yeah, some time alone was nice, and much needed.

the movie playing on tv had been long forgotten, along with the piles of takeaway and snack covering the coffee table. the girls were entirely wrapped up in each other, hands wrapped around each others waists and lips touching any skin they could reach.

it was hard to focus on anything but each other, the entirety of the outside world blurred out. nothing could pull them away from each other, nothing could distract them. and maybe that was their downfall.

maybe if they weren’t so wrapped up in each, they would’ve notice areum hadn’t closed the front door properly when nari let her in. maybe they would’ve heard the door creak open over the sound of girl groups singing on the tv. maybe they would have noticed they were no longer alone in the flat. maybe, just maybe…. they would have been able to avoid their current situation.

a cloaked figure donning a ghostface mask had somehow got into the flat. nari had headed to the kitchen to get areum a drink of water when she heard a frightened yelp from her girlfriend in the other room, quickly turning on her feet to go back and check what had happened.

but she never got to.

the figure behind her had hit her over the head, rendering her unconscious. when she came to, she was gagged and tied to one of her dining table chairs. her vision was blurry, and her head felt hot - like a pool of blood was growing under her hair.

as her eyes focussed, she searched frantically for areum - screaming as much as she could through the material covering her mouth. the chair shook with the force she was exerting trying to get out of its hold, but her efforts were futile.

she almost wished she hadn’t looked so hard for areum, when she saw the body of her girlfriend draped across the carpet on the floor. she didn’t seem to be breathing, and…. no. she had to just be unconscious, right? she couldn’t be dead. not her areum.

but as the cloaked figure above areum’s unmoving form, using their black glove to clear the blade of their knife of blood, nari’s world stopped. her girlfriend was dead. and by the way the figure was stalking towards her with their head tilted, she was probably next.

she was just glad she was unconscious while they had destroyed areum - she didn’t have to witness the way the life left her love’s eyes, and areum wouldn’t have to watch as nari herself was killed.

attempts to free herself leaving her body, nari’s eyes were locked on the body of areum. the way the girl was face down in the carpet, the material red and sticky with blood. maybe death was better, she couldn’t cope if she had survived while areum was gone. she assumed this was how suho felt when he learnt of heejin’s demise.

at least she’d be reunited with her soulmate. with that little comfort in her soul, nari couldn’t bring herself to fight back and the tall figure gripped her hair, pulling her head back to expose her throat.

she couldn’t bring herself to scream out, or fight as the blade touched her neck. there was no reason to try, to beg for mercy. not now.

with tears freely flowing down her cheeks, nari prayed that areum would be waiting for her wherever they ended up.

as the blade sliced her skin, and blood began to pour down her front, nari almost felt a sense of relief. as long as she was reunited with areum, it would all be okay.

giving into the drowsiness washing over her, nari felt at peace.

—

(y/n) woke up feeling groggy, eyes barely open and blanket falling off the bed. she reached across her bed to shake hyunjin awake, but was confused to find him already gone. something in her heart twinged at that, and she felt bile rise in her throat. had she read the signs wrong, and all he wanted was some easy action. surely not, hyunjin wasn’t like that, right?

with a wave of anxiety coursing through her veins, (y/n) stood up from her bed, reaching for her phone as she headed towards the bathroom. maybe he’d messaged her? but wait… his bag and phone were still on her desk? so where had he gone?

as her eyes scanned her room, she saw a piece of folded paper that definitely wasn’t there when she had went to bed. confused, she picked it up and opened it, her heart soaring when she did.

hyunjin had left her a note. he’d gone to meet his mom for breakfast, and was planning on coming back to get his stuff and hang out after. why was he so unrelentingly adorable? turning on her phone, she quickly messaged the boy to tell him to inform her when he was on his way back so she could have a coffee waiting. 

almost instantly, he texted back - just a simple heart emoji - but it was enough to make (y/n) squeal to herself. placing her phone back down on her desk, she headed into the bathroom to take a shower before hyunjin returned, a grin seemingly permanent on her face.

maybe things were looking up now.

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[danshive]

Today, I saw people being confused about getting in trouble for using slurs on XBox Live.

Settings aside my own disapproval of the words in question, I get the logic of "this is a game I paid for that I'm playing in my own home, I should be able to say what I want."

But people aren't just playing it in their own home. They're playing with other people in other homes who also paid for the game, and they also want a good player experience.

People are also agreeing to the terms of service of playing online using any such online service, which amount to "you pay this much, and you can play games over our service, but there are rules."

And those rules will include things like not using cheats, not harassing people, etc, because it's not just about one person.

If someone goes into a place of business and are a nuisance, they will be asked to leave. It's the same with playing games online, except the leaving is "you don't get to play."

Paying for a game is not a free pass to be a jerk to everyone else without consequence.